Get a giant telephoto lens. Start zoomed all the way out. Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size. Repeat.Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire.
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May 18, 2013
May 18, 2013
stuff your eyes with wonder: 55 Reading Questions
1. Favorite childhood book?
2. What are you reading right now?
3. What books do you have on request at the library?
4. Bad book habit?
5. What do you currently have checked out at the library?
6. Do you have an e-reader?
7. Do you prefer to read one book at a time, or…
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May 18, 2013
May 18, 2013
science more like sighence
(via laughcentre)
May 18, 2013
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(via laughcentre)
May 18, 2013
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
(via laughcentre)
May 18, 2013
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
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May 18, 2013
May 18, 2013
what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season
just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets
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May 10, 2013
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself
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May 10, 2013
do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
“probably”
May 8, 2013
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
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May 8, 2013
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May 8, 2013
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May 8, 2013
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
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Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
